(to the tune of “Sixteen Tons”)
Ames Research says a man is made out of mud.
I say a man is muscle and blood:
Muscle and blood and skin and bones,
A back that’s shot and a mind that’s blown.
You code sixteen lines – all in hex.
Another test added and no bugs yet.
But, St. Peter, don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go.
I got a bug in CRT_SCROLL.
Well, these bugs in assembler are a-makin’ me dance.
I BSRed when I should have BRAnched.
Then when I BRAnched, I pushed the regs
And cracked the stack like a soft boiled egg.
You code sixteen lines – all in hex.
Another test added and no bugs yet.
But, St. Peter, don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go.
I got a bug in CRT_SCROLL.
Well the bus errors that I’m getting are a-makin’ me crawl.
This things gets bus errors for no reason at all.
It sees a bird sitting in a tree
And bus errors off to OH-FOX-DEE.
You code sixteen lines – all in hex.
Another test added and no bugs yet.
But, St. Peter, don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go.
I got a bug in CRT_SCROLL.