“Attoonshun! Attoonshun! Dere vill be a traffeloog presented by Sven, Knute, and Derik in der main coonferoonce rooom in ten minootes,” droned the Mars Base Alpha intercom system. The room filled quickly and an excited hum electrified those awaiting the slide presentation of the trip to Cydonia.
Derik Jarnesgaard addressed the gathering, “Vell, vee made it back in vun piece.” A small chuckle rippled through the crowd. “Sven voould yoou please show der first slide?”