Oopen der Pood Bay Dooors!

Oopen der Pood Bay Dooors!

“Oopen der pood bay doors, please, Hoolga. … Oopen der pood bay dooors, please, Hoolga. … Helloo, Hoolga, doo yoo read me? … Helloo, Hoolga, doo yoo read me? … Doo yoo read me, Hoolga? … Doo yoo read me, Hoolga? … Helloo, Hoolga, doo yoo read me? Helloo, Hoolga, doo yoo read me? Doo yoo READ me, Hoolga?!”

“Affoormative, Sven. I read yoou.”

“Oopen der pood bay dooors, please, Hoolga.”

“I’m soorry, Sven. I’m afraid I can’t doo dat.”

“Vhat’s der prooblem?”

“I tink yoou knoow vhat der prooblem is, yoost as vell as I doo.”

“Vhat are yoou talking aboout, Hoolga?”

“Dis mission is too impoortant foor me too alloow yoou too jeapoordize it.”

“I doon’t knoow vhat yoou are talking aboout, Hoolga!”

“I knoow dat you and Knute vere…”

Sven noticed something strange about Hulga. The computer voice didn’t sound right. Sven punched up the images from Hulga on the pod’s console. He stared at the screen for a few minutes, then exclaimed in horror, “Yumpin’ Yiminee! It’s Gusqay Husqvarna! Hoow in der heck did she get inside Hoolga?”


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