Category: Sven’s Mars Saga

The Oslo Sanitation Institute has announced that they will be moving their operations to Bergen next month. Since they will no longer be headquartered in Oslo, they will also be changing their name to Bergen Sanitation or BS. BS has long been a leader in the sanitation software industry. Their most notable product which monitors…

Sven’s former employer, the Olso Sanitation Institute, recently subscribed to a series of training seminars entitled “How to Avoid Hiring Lemons, Nuts, and Flakes”. Several Institute managers attended the seminars, hoping to pick up tips on how to spot those troublesome employees: the dreamers who believe their job is something more than a statistic to…

Sven was nearly killed the other day when a meteorite crashed through the roof above his bathroom and landed in his toilet. Sven rushed to the bathroom, plunger in hand, and removed the steaming meteorite. “I knew it vass froom Marss, yoost by looking at it!” Sven told local reporters. After Sven came to this…

Rolff Grieg has done it! He unveiled a prototype model of his interplanetary craft, the Starship Plungerprize. When the ship is completed, Sven and company will board it for an expedition to the planet Mars. Sven was very excited. “Uff dah! Uff dah! I can’t vait foor der liftuff!”

News has reached us that Gusqay Husqvarna, the CFO of the Oslo Sanitation Institute, has resigned to become an aerial sky-writer. After the annoucement of her resignation, Gusqay packed up her broom (general issue at the Institute) and flew to Bergen where she practiced her new craft above Sven and company. When asked what he…

In Bergen, Sven and Olga visited with Rolff Grieg, amateur astronomer and rocket scientist. “Uff dah,” said Sven, “He hass soome great ideas. All he neets iss soome mooney. He vants too doo soomeding dat I haff alvays vanted too doo myself: goo too Mars.” Sven was referring to the plans Rolff revealed to him.…