Oslo Sanitation Institute Announces Move to New Headquarters

The Oslo Sanitation Institute has announced that they will be moving their operations to Bergen next month. Since they will no longer be headquartered in Oslo, they will also be changing their name to Bergen Sanitation or BS. BS has long been a leader in the sanitation software industry. Their most notable product which monitors…… Continue reading Oslo Sanitation Institute Announces Move to New Headquarters

Hoow too Avooid Hiring Lemoons, Noots, and Flakes

Sven’s former employer, the Olso Sanitation Institute, recently subscribed to a series of training seminars entitled “How to Avoid Hiring Lemons, Nuts, and Flakes”. Several Institute managers attended the seminars, hoping to pick up tips on how to spot those troublesome employees: the dreamers who believe their job is something more than a statistic to…… Continue reading Hoow too Avooid Hiring Lemoons, Noots, and Flakes

Der Unveiling uff der Starship Ploongerprize

Starship Ploongerprise Rolff Grieg has done it! He unveiled a prototype model of his interplanetary craft, the Starship Plungerprize. When the ship is completed, Sven and company will board it for an expedition to the planet Mars. Sven was very excited. “Uff dah! Uff dah! I can’t vait foor der liftuff!”